Jane Talks!

Guess no one has wriiten any comments to me so far. Sad… Anyway, i like to talk about motivation today. I find that motivation is very important esp on the things that you are doing. Many people like to ask me for help because i am easy and i find that one gift that God gave me was the ability to ENJOY helping people if i can.

However, i don’t mind a little motivation if u want any of my help. So here are top 10 ways to keep me, Jane motivated.

TOP 10 WAYS TO KEEP ME MOTIVATED
10. Enourage me that i am doing a great job.

9. Rewarding monetary will also be nice (Not compulsory unless u felt lead to give)

8. Treat me nicer in the future.

7. Do the job together with me.

6. Only ask me to help out in somthing that i love to do only.

5. Remember to thank me.

4. Your smile.

3. Tell me that it is God’s will and that i am obeying His word

2. Your gratefulness towards me and seeing the look on ur face that speaks undescribable joy.

1. Doing all the 10 ways mentioned above.

Sad to say that i am running low on my ideas on what to write for my top 10 list. Any ideas?? Do write me a comment so that this blog can continue to flow with creative yet funny entertainment.

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eeOh boy, i had a magnific, awesome, great weekend, what about u? I had tons of sushi with my family on saturday, much needed sleep, spend time with my good friend, wore specs(for some of you who actually caught me in those) and watching ‘Sound of music’ at Esplanade(yes, yes, you can eat ur heart out now)on sunday. I couldn’t ask for a better weekend. Maybe this is how God rewards those who faithful went for the ‘live’ recording for the past 3 days. (Just an innocent thought)

At the end of the day, even a good dream comes to an end, like someone bursting ur bubble and bringing you back to reality which is today, Monday.  Didn’t know the word ‘Monday’ can be such a frightful word. Next Monday though, will be a Good Monday cos is holiday!! woohoo… Come mon, look forward with me… hahaha Yup, make ur weekend a great one and these are top 10 things u can do.

TOP 10 THINGS TO ACHIEVE A GREAT WEEKEND

10. Have enough rest so that you will have energy for fun.

9. Plan ahead so that your weekend will not be aimless.

8. Having a plan AND most importantly, friends u can do it with.

7. "Simply remember my favourite things and then i won’t feel….so bad…." (Adopted from Sound of Music)

6. No money? No problem… Tons of fun stuff to do at home with friends such as movie marathon, pot luck, board games.. etc etc

5. Have loads of money? Hire me to be ur weekend party person and i shall plan an awesome weekend for u..and prob me. ha

4. Go to church

3. Two words : Go crazy.

2. Find good quality time for yourself and by yourself. It is healthy.

1. Follow what i did for my last weekend. <wink>

Tired, super tired.. no strength or brain juice to think about Top 10 today. I shall be back on Monday meanwhile, Jane is out of the house. *THUD*

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Man, i am so tired from the past 2 nights of ‘live’ recording, i woke up today with my hair standing up, ears that are 1/4 damaged and lip that is red n swollen. Yes, my lips turns red n swollen when i start to get heaty. Last night, it was great fun but it was also quite tiring. Indeed, age is catching up on me. Tiff and i were looking at each other and only seeing half of each other cos our eyes were so exhausted.

So here’s a silly list of mine of reasons why you have red swollen lips, just to lighten people that are reading this. Those of you attending the last round of ‘live’ recording, let’s do it! <grids teeth>

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU HAVE SWOLLEN RED LIPS

10. Accidently ate too much chilli.

9. Too much lipstick.

8. Having a silly competition with your friend on how long you can hold having a clothes peg clipped to your mouth.

7. Heatiness symdrome like me.

6. You are Ronald McDonald.

5. You are Michael Jackson.

4. You accidently kissed the floor boards.

3. Mistake made by your plastic surgury surgeon.

2. Allergy to certain type of food.

1. Nothing, you are just born with red, swollen lips.. (Sad case for u)

If you were there for ‘live’ recording practice last night, you would have known that you can expect a greater recording tonight and tomr night. Indeed we grew from glory to glory, it was very much different from the ‘future’ album we did a few years back. I had a good time grooving with the music.. singing and singing till i felt that my voice was a little dry from the humidity and most importantly, the fire of God within the congregation. We were all tired at the end of the day but our hearts were filled with expectancy of what God was doing in the church.

Meanwhile, we do need to do some stuff before we can prepare ourselves for the big 2 nights ahead of us. Here are some suggestions;

TOP 10 THINGS TO DO TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR ‘LIVE’ RECORDING:-

10. Good rest and any kind of rest that you will have time for.

9. Colour or have your hair cut before the recording. (Yeah, we in CHC LOVE colours on our heads)

8. Say ‘no’ to chilli. Say ‘yes’ to "Liang Cha".

7. Put on your dancing shoes cos we are dancing!!

6. Shift your mindset from Charismatic to Anglican because there is alot of standing and sitting.

5. Wear bright coloured clothes or else you will not be able to pass through security.

4. Clap softly but sing louder. Repeat after me: "Clap soft, Sing Loud!"

3. Look and smile naturally if the cameras comes to you. Don’t try to over-do it to prevent looking spastic.

2. Be spontaneous!! Praise like you never praise before, if you have never lift your hands up high during worship, this will be a good time.

1. Pray for the singers, musicians and all that is involved in the recording. They have worked really hard, let’s continue to keep them in prayer.

Just wondering were there times in your life where the most ridiculous situation happens? You were out the whole day and u realised you forgotten to zip up your pants, or you were so sleepy at work that the moment u woke up, u found that u have wet all ur documents with ur saliva.

Truth is, it happens to everyone and at the end of the day, you don’t know whether to look embarassed or laugh at the whole entire situation. To those of you who can relate to what i am saying, take a look at this Top 10 and laugh at the good times.

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATIONS:-

10. You were so sleepy that you actually wore your pyjamas to work/school.

9. You ripped your pants while bending to pick up a piece of paper.

8. You accidently wore your mum’s clothes out.

7. While driving, one of the wheels in your car dropped off and went straight into the sea.

6. You accidently pee in your pants.

5. You went into the wrong gender toilet and waited for everyone in the toilet to go out before you escaped.

4. The zipper of your pants snapped.

3. Your hair gets caught in a tree bush.

2. Bird droppings fell into your drink and your unnoticed friend drank a bit.

1. Everything that is mentioned above happened to you in just one day. (*_*)

Do you happen to encounter times when every machinery you own seems to screw you now and then? Whether it is your computer corrupted by viruses, handphone for no reason hangs and u can’t make calls or cars that break down when you are in the middle of the highway.

Truth is machines won’t break down by itself if not for frequent usage and probably abused to its maximum. However, there are times when you really need it to stand by you but it just breaks down. Yup, machines are not like dogs, its not faithful and neither does it respond no matter how much you yell or kick it. By the time you know it, you have to spend loads of money to change its parts and still, it won’t work as well when it was brand new. It’s like when you sprained your ankles and even if you recover, you will not be able to walk or run as fast as you used to.

So here are some suggestions on how you can have a long -term and healthy relationship with your machines.

SOME SUGGESTIONS TO HAVE HEALTHY MACHINERY:-

1. Take it to the neccessary doctors for regular check-ups.

2. Yes, machines need to rest too. Remember to switch off after using it.

3. Never feed it with anything that is cheap or pirated. Buy genuine stuff. (Imagine eating Cabbury chocolates or cheapo brand chocolate, just doesn’t taste the same)

4. Invest in sandbags for your frustration, not your machinery.

5. Cleaning it once in a while.

6. Try other activities in your life rather than having your life surrounding only around machines. They sick of looking at u too..

Ok, not my best of suggestions. I will try harder tomr. @_@

*Phew* Is finally friday. I was so caught up with work yesterday that i didn’t have the time to write my daily blog. Man, did i have a busy week… tons of work and so little rest. If you feel the same as me, i suggest you have a good weekend of rest and relax. Go.. pamper yourself, do your thing..

Look at today’s Top 10 and if you happen to be in any of the 10 signs, i suggest you get some help.

TOP 10 SIGNS TO SHOW THAT YOU HAD A LONG WEEK:-

10. You paused to remember your name.

9. People start giving you funny nicknames such as "Hello Panda" and "Frankinstein".

8. Your mum thought that she saw a ghost when she saw you.

7. You went to work even on sunday and wondered where was everybody.

6. You miss your bed and your soft toys.

5. When people ask you questions, you take 1 min to respond to them.

4. You fell asleep in the midst of showering.

3. You are wearing your clothes inside out.

2. You have long conversations with yourself.

1. *Faint* …. *collapse*….. *Snore*

Wow.. This blog entry is my 10th already, pretty amazed that i can be so faithful in writing so much. Anyway, yesterday i accidently cracked my mum’s car light shield and it will cost her $170 just to replace it. Gasps.. Is all the lorry’s fault! Why parked at the place where cars will find it hard to reverse.

I was kinda of in anxiety when i stared at the cracked spot for a few minutes. For a moment, the whole world stopped turning, everything stopped moving, everywhere was black and white except for me and the dent on the car. (Yes, it was that dramatic) I am like, "How am i going to tell mum?" Then on my way home, i plotted with my sister on how i should tell my mum what i did. Here are the top 10 ones that i prefered. You can use them too if you want. Haha…

JANE’S TOP 10 STARTING OFF LINES BEFORE TELLING HER MUM THAT SHE IS SORRY

10. "Mum, did you have a beautiful day?…. "

9. "Mum, do you feel beautiful today?…."

8. "Mum, i got something to tell you, could you please sit down and put away the chopper for a while? …"

7. "Mummy, just to confirm that i am your daughter right? … "

6. Kneel before her.

5. "Mum, if someone happen to broke your car light shield, what would you do to this person? I suggest to be merciful…."

4. "Mum, the word forgiveness means to PARDON the act of excusing a mistake or offense. It also mean COMPASSIONATE(Speak aloud words in caps) feelings that support a WILLINGNESS to forgive…."

3. "Ehm… Mum, just want to bless you herewith some money…"

2. "Wah Mum, you wont believe what bad drivers Singaporeans are today. Thats why the percentage of accidents in Singapore is quite high. Oh ya..Speaking of which, i have something else to tell you…."

1. Jane Speaks: "Mu..m….." *gives a very,very sorry look*

    Mum: "You spoiled the car again, didn’t you?"