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Luke 17:1-5

Then He said to the disciples, "It is impossible that no offenses should come, but woe to him through whom they do come! It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones. Take heed to yourselves. If your brother sins against you, rebuke him; and if he repents, forgive him. And the apostles said to the Lord, "Increase our faith."

Bible says that it would be impossible for you not to suffer being offended by someone in your whole lifetime. Like what also the Bible says, sometimes, you just want to tie a millstone around the person’s neck and throw him into the sea. I am basically not a petty person but if you can offend me and make me really upset and angry, you are just one super offensive person. My advise to you: Stop this profession of yours! It is not cool!

To those who get offended from time to time in your life, here are Top 10 things you can do after you are being offended.

TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BEING OFFENDED:-

10. Share with a good friend of yours.

9. One word: Ren

8. Invest in a dartboard and obtain neccessary photographs.

7. Do stuff to make yourself happy such as watching comedies. (My Fav!)

6. Have mock-up self-defense session with a friend.

5. Sign-up for kick-boxing class.

4. Training yourself to have selective hearing.

3. Forgive and forget.

2. Accept the face that the person uses other parts of his/her body besides the brain to talk.

1. Lift it up to God and believe that He will vindicate for you. To also prepare yourself for the future, ask Him to increase in your faith.

(P.S Hope that it helps. Offenders, pls repent.)

Hmm… My First Friendster Blog and i shall start off with my very own Popular Top 10 list. What shall it be? what shall it be? Alright, here we go, Top 10 things why people get a blog.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEOPLE HAVE A BLOG

10. They are bored with their life.

9. They want to let people know how bored their life is.

8. Finally a place to vent their frustrations or.. esp write about people that they don’t like. <Opps..that doesn’t help>

7. For forgetful people like me, who don’t remember what had happened yesterday.

6. To satisfy the hunger for ‘Kaypoh’ people around us.

5. Encourage more stalkers in your life.

4. Cheap thrill.

3. To improve your writing ability. Aiyah, who are u kidding?? You just want to show off your perfect life to others.

2. To inspire. Who are u kidding again? You just want to show off.

1. To complete your life. Sure… I believe yah..

(P.S Just kidding for those who DO have blogs out there, come mon… i have one too u know.) (^_^)